# 99 Off...

Won't be around for a while. Have some stuff to get right with.

# 98 Yuck!

It always creeps me out when the word 'cannibalism' runs through my head.

there you have it, a piece of my thought(s)/nil.

# 97 If Only...

If only eating were a sport or art.

yea, heaven's near...

# 96 Cross Country

Yup. Enough said. It's tomorrow. wohoo?

# 95 Of Wishes...

If only we, humans were gifted with the extraordinary and whacked out ability to
fart

sneeze

and pee

all at the same time!!!!

ahh...awesomeness.

# 94 Conducting Experiment 101

After a long and intense session of researching and experimenting, a conclusion has finally been made based on the problem statement asking why do most of the experiments involving a retort stand doesn't work out as plan.

*drum rolls*

*more drum rolls!*

Scientist Alex Einstein : " Dude, you've been using the wrong apparatus all the while, you mindless mammal! It's Retort Stand. Not Retard Hand! "

*ideas of the current post were products from ivan, the retard during a scientific experiment*

poor lil kid...

# 93 What If..

What if cows could somehow fly...

battle and beat the impossibilities, people!

# 92 Changed Blog Again

Due to some complaints of inability to view this blog while others can.
(it's just too awesome for em') =D haha

so yea, try this...
http://alexredefined.blogspot.com/

# 91 S-c-uba

According to her, it's her birthday tomorrow.
And it's the day where things must go her way, her flow.
What to do for her? I honestly don't know. XD
Maybe it's been so many wonderful years till i cannot express or show.
(just an excuse)

A true friend you've been and to me, you matter,
Times when you do outrageous yet awesome stuff, i'll be flattered.
You can certainly acknowledge that you're worth more than a golden platter. (duh...)
Now that we're in different classes, you bet im missing our chitter-chatter.

No matter how much stuff you put on, be it make ups or braces,
Or even having grandsons and nieces,
You will never change to other faces,
Cos you'll always be Subashini Da Greatest! =D

alex.

# 90 Good Life

When we indulge ourselves in a good life,

We should give back to really live that good life.

# 89 B.E.A.U.T.Y. redefined

Many times i couldn't resist looking at you,
Often i can't stop staring into your eyes.
My attention's always drawn away by your beauty, so pure and true,
I'll defend your endless beauty, fighting back all the lies.

alex.

# 88 Perfection?

A square doesn't always have to be a square,
Same goes to circles.
Sometimes we just need to spare just a little a care,
Look at the non-circular-yet-awesome-tasting Pringgles.

alex

# 87 All Tensed Up for the RIGHT Reason.

"Shucks, should i do it?"

"What would he think if i take that step?"

Food makes people do crazy things...

(at least it makes both of us tensed)

# 86 If You're Happy And You Know It

Do the Happy, Happy Dance!

=D

# 85 Move It! Move It!

In remembrance of someone dear,
Who, when it's late and is time to hug her pillow.
And even when her conscience are still clear,
She'll jump and dance hyper-ly after consuming milo.

(after-effects of milo, they should ban it)

alex

# 84 Sudden Affection much?

Don't know when,
No idea how.
This, i didn't have the love for it then,
FYI It's the sound of the guitars now.

alex.

# 83 Love at first sight

I wanna hold you tight,
It's what my heart chose.
After the love i had at first sight,
I truly need you close.

alex.

# 82 Have Problems With Anger?

Meet the Hulk.

Hey, Hulk's what they call me,
And if you have anger that makes people go "Mommy!"
Don't try any anti-anger treatment,
I'll be your coach for anger management.

alex.

# 81 Why Now?

Date : 13th to 17th February.
Venue : Kuala Lumpur's Co-Curriculum Center
Objective : Select the elite among the elites.

Activities :

Kayaking
Rock ClimbingFlying Fox
Orienteering
Extreme Bike Riding

Hidden Motive : Prevent participants to have a peaceful, how-i-want-it-to-be Valentine's Day

# 80 Operation Firefox

Ever felt dissapointed by the internet? Times when it betrays you and stab you at your back when you need it the most to .........*cough* play *cough*counter *cough*strike *cough*and so on. =D


Operation Firefox : Destroy all targets marked with the blue alphabet "e" and the red fire-y fox.

# 79 Sonnet 18 much?

Shall i compare thee,
To another dog fleece?

You think about it. hahaha

# 78 Thou Shall Not Steal

Remember kids, stealing music is bad.

# 77 Of Prime Minister

Prim-ate MinisterCrime Minister
Common we love our country, no?

# 76 Valentines?

Listening to "What Hurts The Most" by Rascal Flatts ,
On the 14th of February.
Makes my inner Valentino scream in the key of B flat,
Cry in deep agony.

# 75 Ouch!

Think you can handle gunshots and piercings, well try this...

*screams*

# 74 R.A.N.D.O.M.

It's been a long time since i wanted to do this. My very own random list and what not.


1. I bet you didn't know that my right ear is different than my left. Like heaven and earth different. But am still able to hear well. special eh?

2. I have no idea how to properly pronounce my chinese name the way my parents want it to be.
(hey! both of em' have they're own different way of pronouncing it. So dont point that finger at me) haha.

3. Dont feel good eating in public cos i hate it when people just stare blindly at you while you're munching on your BigMac.

4. Switch places with my 2 Indian classmates each day just to experience change in our everyday live.

5. Once thought that babies come like a wedding present from God that fell from the heavens without going through the actual 'procedure'. I was once pure. It's hard facts proven!

6. Used to play the trumpet when i was like 12? yea.. I consider myself an extremist. haha kidding

7. Just received an ang pau! wohoo! seriously. JUST. RM10 aint that bad. hehe.

8. Drink gallons of water in a day. well, maybe not gallons, but you get my point.

9. Hit the hay with my shirt off. JUST the shirt.

10. Those who knows me well will acknowledge that I look and live TOTALLY different from my brother. I am still wondering whether should i check our DNAs.

11. Am going on the elite uniform, team of 5 camp this week for 5 days. wohoo! top 5 baby!

12. I don't own anything that has addidas or it's signature written all over it.

13. To those who always invite me for a basketball match, I.HATE.BASKETBALL! Never liked it. Dont even wanna touch it. *spit*

14. Slept on forest grounds before. It was awesome!

15. Was born and raised with the deep, fire-blazing passion for food. Thanks, mom and dad! greatest parents. Too bad i dont come from Penang. (not giving any credits to Penang-ians by the way.)

16. Enjoy history, mostly of other counties. And also geography. (i scored 80+% without revising!) And i didnt revise on Geography for PMR and got A. haha. seriously.

17. Doesnt like it when people touches my stuff on my desk, in my room, or wherever it may be.
Sorry, mom. D.I.E brother! haha

18. The best way to lose any part(s) of your body is to try sitting, jumping, standing, lying, sleeping or even touching my bed and pillows.

19. Can you believe it?! I am having tution later! C'mon! It's a holiday for crying out loud. Even a chinese have to celebrate Thaipussam once in a while. (We've gotta try everything in life, right?)

20. I don't have the love for cookies, nuts or any other dry food. (chinese new year is excusable) Somehow i find this kinda contradicting with # 15. haha

21. I hate lizards. Call me a liutenant scout, will ya!

22. I will be flying to Melbourne, Australia in March. yay?

23. Loves watching "Whose Line Is It Anyway". haha. sthoopid show.

24. I am currently working on my Bio assignments. Cheers for holidays..

25. Always finish up me food on me plate. Mama taught me that. Unless the food's 'too good' for my taste buds, then there would certainly be a spot for excusable doings.

26. Enjoy playing CS with me dudes. (credits to Garena)

27. Don't have any affection whatsoever for lala-s. woops.

28. Dislike chinese artists and productions. Chinese patriot eh? haha

29. Treasures the times and moments with my love, my queen........queen-sized bed.

30. When i was very very young, i use to watch disney shows and productions over and over again. And never got bored of it. until now.

31. Also when i was a kid, i always have the tendency to fantasize. Had and sometimes still have wild imaginations like being with movie stars and artists (referring to Jessica Alba, Megan Fox and some other stars). yea, those were the times...

32. Once thought that my mother and relatives were speaking Japanese to one another when they were actually interacting in the Hakka dialect.

33. Cut my left ear last year. (that rhymes!) Was fooling around with my dad. Then out of sudden, (God knows how it happen) only when i touched my ear, i realized that my ear started to have overflowing blood taps. Actually, i meant to hurt myself. pfft! haha

34. (relevant to #11) About the camp, it falls on Valentine's Day! And it's simply just complete, utter, absolute, wiggly, ubber-ly R.U.B.B.I.S.H!

35. Once had a grudge against everything C.A.R.R.O.T.

36. Thinks that exams are just a waste of time.........................and paper.

37. Treated one of my best friend an ice cream. NOW that's RANDOM! he was just lucky that day.

38. Couldn't treat my other friend what i promised last year, starbucks and also a blueberry cheese cake cos we didn't get to meet. Im so sorry for you. haha. (it's a reasonable reason okay)

39. I *H.E.A.R.T.* cool tees with cool wordings and text or illustrations. e.g. ~ LoL Tees

40. I am much darker than i was before. after attending the elite camp. Don't be racist, now. I need Olay! haha

41. Am fond of taking large vehicles like planes, jets, vans, buses, MPVs. who knows i might someday be the monkey being send up to space in a ROCKET! haha

42. I think Santa should come visit during CNY too. he loves red, doesn't he? think about it, ang pows AND presents! ahh....*dreaming*

43. I'll give you a knuckle sandwich free of charge. Just exhale cigarette smoke at me and all is yours. =)

44. Once tried holding back my desire to judge a bunch of weird looking people somewhere, no idea where. (wait, wasn't i judging just by calling them "weird") *whistles away*

45. I want ice cream E.V.E.R.Y.D.A.Y!!!!!!!!!!!!!


*wish list: posting random stuff. check!

# 73 Chillin'

When you take your job TOO SERIOUSLY.

# 72 St. Valentino

Roses are red?
Violets are blue?
Why are these words stuck in my head?!
Sigh. i have no clue.

# 71 The Ever-Changing World

The title kinda says it all. Which is totally true.

I mean,

cats are more advanced than human! Even before China's launch. Whats next? Mars?
OH and whats this?!
Mouse! launching rockets to the moon, thinking that its a land made out of cheese.
But was dissapointed to see
<<<<> Brilliant, eh? =D haha *No animals have been tortured or harmed...so far...i think...maybe?

# 70 Post-The-Seventieth

And enough still not it's ....stoow!

feeling kinda thirsty now.
randomness baby! wohooo! =)

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